December 2009
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PCC MADNESS
Its kind of silly how excited I get about going grocery shopping. And with an iPhone and all them SHOPPIN’ APPS it is a little more organized.
And I’m trying a bunch of new recipes these next two weeks.. so.. even MORE excited.
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HOLY FUCK, TURN DOWN YOUR SHAKIRA
I HAVE TO WORK IN THIS OFFICE TOO.
INITIATING PROGRAM: IRON LUNG.
November 2009
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If I was a woman these days, I’d be killing motherfuckers. My handgun...
– Henry Rollins Solipsist
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This is how I cleanse myself of my past.
Selectively transferring contacts to my new cellphone.
Lame, but alarmingly effective.
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OH M G
So we got tickets to this:
BUT NOW! We’re also going to the show in PORTLAND the next night:
EYEHATEGOD PLUTOCRACY SUPERBAD
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking PLUTOCRACY! Are you kidding me?
So excited.
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OH SHIT
INTERVENTION
and
HOARDERS
SEASON PREMIERES. TOMORROW. YES.
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San Jose was fun!
Ate a bunch of burritos. Saw my favorite people. Went DANCIN’ in San Francisco. Saw Bryan climb a telephone pole. Dr. Mantis Toboggan MD. Home Alone 2: Lost in New York. iPhone’d. Shootings! Holiday shootings! Emperor’s “Anthems to the Welkin at Dusk” Throwing up in the airport.
And now I’m back in Seattle. Tonight: Lost season 3 and snuggles.
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iPhone
I hate that I like you.
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I give bad advice.
xjennxhatesxyoux: MURDER
xjennxhatesxyoux: EVERYONE
xjennxhatesxyoux: brb, chili time!
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Hey Olympia
Monday, November 23-
LAUDANUM (ex Graves at Sea),
BLACK GANION (JAPAN),
SOCIETY NURSE (Walls, Iron Lung, Bookburner. Supergroup., basically),
FUNEROT (awesome)
@The Northern (321 4th Ave Olympia)
9pm
Bring dollars.
If I’m feeling better later I’m going, but we saw Laudanum last night and I’m sick right now. Tummy pain.
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I'm accepting of all types of people.
But I FUCKING HATE furries.
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A case for smoking.
Dennis: I swallowed some apple seeds today.
Mac: Did you try throwing up?
Dennis: I tried, but I couldn't.
Mac: Smoke some cigarettes. The smoke will suffocate the bacteria in your stomach.
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Why I love my Job
I get to spend all day reading the Evergreen College DISORIENTATION MANUAL.
They’re having a conference in Oly later this year or something. I don’t know. I just get paid to have fun here.
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Lunch
Chunky peanut butter and pomegranate sandwich. YUM.
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Hilarious Burzum content
A Burzum Story: Part X - The White God As You might already know, my dear ladies and gentlemen, and others individuals too, I am no friend of the modern so-called Black Metal culture. It is a tasteless, low-brow parody of Norwegian so-called Black Metal anno 1991-1992, and if it was up to me it would meet its dishonourable end as soon as possible. However, rather than abandon my own music, only...