Haha, Pam Roach is the most horrible person in the... →
I do love the “flowers” speech. Thanks, Slog.
Team Leno →
So apparently Jay Leno has fans. And these are them. All 6 of them.
Die Antwoord is the newest best thing to enter my...
I bought Trailer Park Boys tickets for the Moore...
“The Ricky, Julian and Bubbles Community Service Variety Show” is a new live theater show performed in character, by the stars of the hit Showcase television program Trailer Park Boys. The show can be tailored to run anywhere between 60 and 90 minutes and is borne out of the premise that Ricky, Julian and Bubbles are in ‘your town’ to fulfill court ordered community service...
People need to stop dissing on fun.
Scott Roeder has been convicted of the...
I'm so out of it. I need a nap on a pile of yarn.
Everything about this week is depressing
A man shot himself while I was at home sick. But my mom is watching Twin Peaks and she really likes it.. so that’s cool.
I’m watching a Food Network Challenge (because I still like to look at food) and it’s some cake challenge. For some reason, when I turned it on, they were running out of a van with cakes. And a lot of them did not looked stoked after the run. Hey, Food Network, people who like to bake cakes generally don’t like running. Fuck. Lay off, man!
So meth'd out on sudafed right now
I hate being sick. Also, WHY DO THEY SELL THIS TO PEOPLE!?
Going go eat spicy food and smoke pot BECAUSE I...
Also, Jennifer’s Body is a total piece of shit. We only continued to watch it after the 12 minute mark as an endurance test, much like Dinah Shore’s Portal to Hell (which if you like a challenge, that ones actually got a sweet prize at the end if you make it all the way through. I mean, at least I thought it was worth it).
How I'm feeling today, as told by Pissed Jeans
I’m sick I have a headache I got a fever I’ve got a runny nose I didn’t get any sleep last night Cuz I’m sick I’m sick I’m sick I’m dehydrated I’ve got diarrhea I can’t keep my food down My sinuses are clogged I’m sick! I’m sick I’m sick I’ve got a headache I’ve got a stuffed head I’ve got...
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-24) →
Spazz (50) Bone Awl (18) Sleep (17) Teen Cthulhu (10) Cursed (9) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I make myself miserable so that no one else can.
Raw Garlic: Do Not Want (anymore)
I’ve been at home all day chained to the bathroom because of all the raw garlic I ate last night. Apparently, it’s bad for you in large amounts! FUCK. via garlic-central “Because allicin is so strong, there is some suggestion that too much raw garlic could irritate or even damage the digestive tract. As always, use common sense, don’t overdo it and if in doubt consult...
Walls was amazing last night
I wore my lady shoes and they didn’t get stomped on! I fought probability and I won. Also got some fliers for the Society Nurse record release (cause I’m a dork) and a nice Walls patch.
ambird: friday nights have been the “lets make plans with amber, wait until she gets all dolled up and ready to go, and then ignore her for the rest of the night.” yessssss. awessooommmee. maybe i will still go to the movies. maybe i will still go see the lovely bones. but maybe i’ll see it by myself. thanks. a. lot. you. jerk. Fuck the rest. Look awesome and go out, fabulous-style. Sneak...
I spilled water all over my pants at the bar
I wasn’t embarrassed but I came home early BECAUSE IT’S SO COLD.
I LOVE YOU, BETTY WHITE →
avry-deactivated20110415 asked: did you go to that show at the hiding place? i don't think i saw you there. but maybe that is because i don't know what you look like, haha.
SOCIETY NURSE RECORD RELEASE SHOW, SATURDAY FEB....
Finally. Everyone must go.
Writing a tip calculator in java gave me a huge...
This isn’t so bad!
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-1-17) →
Man Is the Bastard (56) Spazz (20) Pentagram (6) Graf Orlock (6) Pissed Jeans (5) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Trying to explain why I like a movie like Knowing would be like trying to...– Bryan Manning (via vigneshram) [ Bryan is my hero ]
PATRICK AND KORBI ARE ENGAAAAAAGED! YAY!
Needles: chilling listening to man is the bastard
Needles: loading a bowl
Needles: just ate a bunch of tacos i made from leftovers
xjennxhatesxyoux: EVEN BETTER
Needles: drinking orange soda
Needles: it's a great day
xjennxhatesxyoux: OH MY GOD
xjennxhatesxyoux: THIS IS THE BEST DAY
The only thing I know about the new season of the...
Doggy Blanket Stretcher
So.. Dog Situation 2k10. We had to get Oliver, who couldn’t walk, down a flight of crappy stairs IN THE RAIN. We opted for the doggy blanket stretcher. It was kind of cute and innovative but I feel so bad. Poor Oliver. :( He watched Jersey Shore all day with me. And for that, I love him. Be okay, doggie. Please.
Taking care of a sick dog
:( Poor guy. There’s a lot of stuff I should do today but it’s better if I stay here.
FAT FAT FAT I AM FAT AWESOME
Last night, I pulled another “I’ve never made this before so I hope it’s okay” for people other than myself. I tried the Black Bean Burger recipe in Veganomicon and made it with some spicy yam fries. It was awwwwwesome. Me and Danny ate like 2 each. Danny’s awesome and negative and from California just like me! Sarah made banana bread. Matt told jokes and walked...