Linda McMahon, who owns the beloved pro wrestling organization WWE with her strange husband Vince, is running for the Republican Senate nomination in Connecticut. When asked how she balances her Political Values with the fact that she runs the most overtly trashy company in America, she just started babbling about Ronald Reagan, as Republicans tend to do: “If he had played a comedic standup...
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Self-abnegation and asceticism are all well and good, but in the end they are...– Carlos Segundo, King of Spain, King of Pain. (via elhechizado)
Bouncing up and down on his side vigorously, Ignatius sensed a belch rising in...– John Kennedy Toole A Confederacy of Dunces
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2010-4-25) →
High Watt Electrocutions (2) Scratch Acid (1) Hüsker Dü (1) Isengard (1) 1349 (1) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
i guess i was sleep walking last night with my shark skin jacket on…3 bullet...– Stone Cold Steve Austin (via porchintruderbecomesviolent)
Live in a hole: Party ON →
Friday, April 23rd HEIRESS GUNS OF BARISAL(good instrumental metal kinda like Fucking Champs and Swarming Hordes) THRONE OF BONE(lube it before you ride it) HELLGRAMMITE 8 pm $6 @The Morgue 5901 Airport Way S. Saturday, April 24th THIS RUNS ON BLOOD(Flagstaff, AZ) WILDILDLIFE SAME-SEX DICTATOR … Milk Music is so good. Olympia stole them from me!
Leaning towards yes.
Another day, another cake
So Matt’s birthday cake was so awesome that TWO people called him up during the week and I ask that I make them a cake for another birthday So I did. Chocolate cake with cream-cheese frosting, vegan style.
Capitol Hill Crazy Shit!
Police and emergency units responded tonight when a man who had been carrying a spear was tased by an officer trying to remove him from the area of a convenience store. The first reports of the man causing a disturbance came in around 7:00 PM when the man was seen near Belmont and Olive carrying a spear with some kind of blades “duct taped” on both ends, according to police radio...
Awesome, made-me-teary-eyed article about Egyptian... →
8 am. Walking around apartment naked. Eating...
Not having roommates is so excellent.
Having sex with someone who is enthusiastic about steampunk or having sex with someone who is genuinely into the idea of listening to Precious Thing by Big Black at that moment shudder
If you go to Coachella and don't see Die Antwoord
Well then don’t fucking talk to me
Cannibal Corpse also paradoxically enjoyed a brief cameo in the 1994 Jim Carrey...– Cannibal Corpse’s Wikipedia Page (via vigneshram)
vigneshram: Bosse-de-Nage - Marie Pisses Upon...
How does Seattle do when it comes to protesting...
Some fucking bitch punches a police horse IN THE FACE. You stay classy, Capitol Hill.
Analogies and Metaphors Found in High School...
http://www.qwertyed.com/q_pages/q6_fun_pages/analogies.html Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two other Sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master. - Sue Lin Chong, Washington His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. -Chuck Smith, Woodbridge He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience,...